Do you need a laugh today?
Then read on for some jokes and one-liners from Braden and Kian.
You’ll also find a limerick by Jamie …
What has 22 legs and 24 arms?
A football team
Where do cows go when they are sad?
To the mooovies
Why did the T-Rex roast the pig?
Because he wanted roast pork.
A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says “Why the long face?”
Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
What happens when you throw a clock out of a window?
A skeleton walks into KFC and orders bone-free chicken….
There once was a wolf called Glare,
Who had a really good stare.
He jumped over a bar
So I ran to my car.
I got away, which he though was unfair.